Friday, December 9, 2011
Yes! Please, come in a stay awhile!
There is nothing I love more than having a strung out, hungover, heroin addict, hang out with me and babble incoherently whilst I try to work. No! Really! Please, sit a little closer and use the bathroom too while you're at it!
more whining
Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?
"Try it again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."
All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?
"Try it again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."
All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
So..this dead guy drives into a drive thru....
It's a new Thirsty Gator first! We just had our first DEAD person come through. He was in a casket, in the back of a hearse, but still!! Really! It never gets boring around here!
The dead CAN drink and drive...
Well, you asked for it and here it goes. My first blog page. This is for all my loyal followers and friends who listen to me complain and whine day in and day out about the FUN it is to own your own business. Especially one that sells beer, wine, cigarettes and lottery! We are most certainly, textbook co-dependent and will serve anyone (of age, of course). Please don't come down here and ask me NOT to serve your loser, alcoholic brother or gambling addicted wife! Sorry, got enough problems of my own! Deal with it!
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